So I must say that I am a big fan of my ring. It is totally flashy. Not in a two carrots in each ear kind of way but more in a super manly tungsten carbide machine tool kind of way. You know, only cut by diamondz kinda swag. This is my second ring as I was a much heftier fellow 9 years ago but I have kept with the same style and material. Did I mention the thing is cheap to? $90 for the first one and $50 on sale for the last!!!! The fact that such a steal of steel is total goodness to me really highlights is flashiness both in looks and frugality.
So with the apparent reasons out of the way, let’s get to the not so apparent reasons.

As we know from our wedding vows, the ring is a symbol of those things. My ring…